Laser Kiwi Men’s Tee
"We need more lasers!" Were the last words that the part-time scientist yelled before things went horribly wrong.
The results of a contentious referendum were clear: New Zealand doesn't want a new flag, they want to strike fear into the hearts of their enemies. Unfortunately, due to budget-cuts and the price of butter, we had to outsource the final stage in the 'hybrid-kiwi-moa' experiment. Now we have a 30-metre-tall, feathered menace stomping on New Zealand's leaky homes and investment properties.Â
"It could be worse," says local councillor Margaret Fish, "At least it is flightless."Â
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S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Body Width (cm) | 47 | 52 | 56.5 | 61 | 64 | 68 | 74.5 | 79 |
Body Length (cm) | 70 | 74 | 77.5 | 81 | 84 | 87 | 88 | 89 |
Men's Classic Tee - AS Colour
Premium Heavy Weight
Relaxed fit
Crew neck
Heavy weight, 220 GSM, 22-singles
100% combed cotton (marles 15% viscose)
Neck ribbing, side seamed, shoulder to shoulder tape, double needle hems, preshrunk to minimise shrinkage
**Please note Army/Charcoal/Coal can be susceptible to fading/colouration variance. Also, particular sunblocks or deodorants mixed with high levels of sun exposure/body sweat can cause bleaching of the dyes in these colours - please consider when ordering.**
Width measurements are from seam to seam, under the armpit, with the garment lying flat.
Length measurements are from shoulder seam to bottom of garment, with the garment lying flat.
Please note measurements can vary +/- 2.5cm - this is within the manufacturer's tolerance.